Bears/49ers Running Thoughts
12:02 PM: Rolled out of bed after working midnight - 6 am. I'm groggy as hell. We'll see how this goes.
12:03 PM: Nice to see Fox getting into the holiday spirit, their play by play team in costume today, one dressed up as a skeleton and the other as a retard..... oh wait.
-----------------------BEARS DRIVE 15:00 1st
12:05 PM: We'll go with a little BBM too. Here we go, Davis from the 12, up to the 35, nice return.
12:06 PM: Give to Jones and he's DRAGGING tacklers
12:07 PM: Swing out to Jones, 1st down!
12:08 PM: Give to Jones again, looks like the bears are dedicated to the run, and as I say that, a swing to Berrian for about 7ish and another 1st down.
12:09 PM: Clock has run the whole game up to this point as Rex rolls out and throws it away, the Bears face their first 3rd down. 3rd and 3.
12:09 PM: Incomplete on 3rd down, going for Clark, Robbie Ghoullllllllllllllld MWHAHAHA is good from 43. Commercial break.
3-0 BEARS
-------------------------49ERS DRIVE 11:57 1st
12:12 PM: Bears kick off, ANDITSAFUMBLE! Bears recover, 9ers challenging.
12:14 PM: 49ers decide not to challenge. Fox is in commercial, bears are at the line, BBM has it.
----------------------------- BEARS DRIVE 11:57 1st
12:15 PM: Jones gets the give on 1st and 10 from the 15 and he bounces out to the left making two guys miss, 2nd and 7. Jones gets it again on 2nd and 2 and gets stuffed. 3rd and 2.
12:16 PM: Time out, San Francisco.
12:17 PM: So, first commercial break and the coffee is just starting to kick in. By the way, the song in that Budwiser "Don't Hold Back" commercials: "Galvanize" by Chemical Brothers. Catchy tune.
12:18 PM: Give go Thomas Jones, he looks stopped in the backfield, but he changes direction and he is IN for the touchdown!
10-0 BEARS
12:20 PM: So how about the NFL slate today? Every game either stinks to high heaven matchup wise (this one) or is fantastic. We'll break down the schedule as we go along, but I'm really looking forward to the Indy Denver game, it's win win. If Indy wins it exposes Denver as the frauds I believe them to be, if the, Broncos win, the Colts are no longer undefeated and I get to see a Manning lose, which is ALWAYS a good thing.
--------------------------49ERS DRIVE 10:49 1st
12:22 PM: Bears D takes the field for the first time, Frank Gore gets the carry and picks up 6. New starter Todd Johnson makes the tackle. 2nd and 10 and it looks like Tillman knew the play call, he wraps up Arnez Battle in the backfield for a loss of 4. 3rd down, Smith from the gun, steps up under pressure and flicks one out to the flat, RMJ is there to wrap up, short gain, bring on Hester. 9ers go 3 and out
12:24 PM: Fair Catch, bears ball at the 26.
-----------------------------BEARS DRIVE 8:27 1st
12:26 PM: Bears start their THIRD offensive drive of the game. Rex guns one to Moose up to the 42, a flag for illegal contact on the 9ers is declined. Summerall called him Mus-sin Moo-Ham-Ad.
12:27 PM: T Jones and the bears are GASHING the 9ers D.
12:28 PM: 2nd and 3 and Jones is taken down for a 3 yard loss, it's 3rd and 6.
12:29 PM: Rex hits Berrian on the slant but Berrian can't get away from the Safety and it's 4th and 2, Maynard on. The Punt lands at the 3 and bounds into the endzone. The newest Bear Darren McClover can't save it, and the 9ers will start at the 20.
Wasn't Benson supposed to have the 3rd drive?
-------------------------49ERS DRIVE 6:07 1st
12:30 PM: Frank Gore gets the carry and picks up 18.
12:31 PM: Gore gets 2, 2nd and 8
12:32 PM: OV-ER-RAT-TED Brian Urlacher comes down with a tipped ball and intercepts the pass. Oh he also applied the pressure and tipped the ball. Yep, overrated.
---------------------BEARS DRIVE 4:43 1st
12:33 PM: Rex hits Berrian for a 1st.
12:34 PM: THERE'S Benson, gain on the play of one
12:35 PM: Rex hits Clark for big yardage, down to the 10. I think the bears should put Griese in, this Rex Grosston sucks. Text message from Bill on Summerall: "Good lord he sounds like he's at Death's door."
12:36 PM: Missed what happened on 1st, short gain regardless, rex hits McKey for another few on 2nd, 3rd and goal from the 5. Rex flicks one over the top to Moose, amazing pass, touchdown.
17-0 BEARS (BEAT THAT SPREAD! BEAT THAT SPREAD!)
--------------------------49ERS Drive 1:55 1st.
12:38 PM: Touchback, 9ers start at the 20. Heavy on the right side. Urlacher has Smith wrapped up, but he gets away, AND THE BALL COMES OUT TOMMIE HARRIS UP WITH IT! AND HE'S DOWN TO THE 13!
--------------BEARS DRIVE 1:42 1st
12:40 PM: First down, and Rex hits Clark down to the 2.
12:41 PM: Turn and the give to Benson, leaping, touchdown.
24-0 BEARS STILL FIRST QUARTER, 49ers have run 7 offensive plays Most points in one quarter in bears history.
--------------------------49ERS DRIVE 1:02 1st
12:42 PM: Kick taken at the 2, run up to the 26 where the 9ers start their 3rd drive.
12:43 PM: Give to Gore, gain of 1. Give to Gore again, the pigeons are back on the field, Gets a few but it's 3rd down.
---------------END OF THE FIRST: BEARS 24 - 49ERS 0-----------------
12:47 PM: 3rd and 4 Ogunleye sacks Smith for a loss of 6. If a team could collectivly hold a position, the 49ers would be in the fetal position right now.
12:48 PM: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Devin Hester 42 yards and it sets the bears up at the 24!
--------------------BEARS DRIVE 14:38 2nd
12:49 PM: Jones gets 4 on 1st, 3 on 2nd. Firefox crashed during this posting, and it now has a "restore session" option on crash, I got all of my tabs and windows back exactly as they were! Cool!
12:50 PM: Rex hits Clark for big yards down to the 5. 3 catches 40 yards for Clark.
12:51 PM: Jones near the goaline, but a hold on Gilmore makes it 1st and goal from the 13.
12:52 PM: Give to Jones, bounces down to the 7. 2nd and goal.
12:53 PM: Rex going for Clark, I think the ball hit him straight in the face... incomplete. Oh it was tipped. 3rd down. Rex hits Moose at the 2, he turns and gets to the 1, it's 4th down. Bears are going.
12:54 PM: Rex hits Clark on a play action, nobody in the area, Touchdown, Flag. No Foul, TOUCHDOWN
31-0 BEARS The Bears are avenging week 1 2003, if your memory is foggy, 49-7 49ers in the Bears' most recent trip to the bay. The 7 points in that game, Desmond Clark's first bears TD.The most recent Bears TD.... Desmond Clark Coincidence? I think..... not.
--------------------------49ERS DRIVE 10:33 2nd
1:00 PM: After the touchback, Smith hits Battle for 11 yards, there's a flag in the Bears secondary. hahahaha Offensive Pass Interference. It's coming back.
1:01 PM: 1st and 20 from the 9ers 10, give to gore, and he's stopped, gain of 2.
1:02 PM: Swing pass, about 10 yards, 3rd and 9ish. Alex Smith has NO chance, gets through the line and to Smith who has to dump it off, 3 and out.
1:03 PM: Kick it out of bounds, keep it out of Hester's hands
---------------------------------BEARS DRIVE 8:31 2ND
1:05 PM: Swing to Jones, gain of 5. Wait. Illegal contact on the 9ers. First down.
1:06 PM: Give to Jones, gain of 4. Timeout 9ers, their 2nd. I assure you it won't make a damn bit of difference.
1:08 PM: While we're at the break, the packers are about to make it 21-0 over the cardinals. Leinart is 1 for 9, James has 10 carries for 35 yards. I wonder if The 2 and 4 Green Fucking Bay Packers are who the Cardinals thought they were...
1:09 PM: Rex goes to Moose about 25 yards. Summerall said that this is the sharpest he's seen Rex look in a long time. Think about that.
1:10 PM: Jones on the carry, 1 yard.
1:11 PM: Rex hits Moose who plucked it just above the grass, replay shows it was indeed a catch but really... if it had been picked and returned for 7, it wouldn't matter much in the grand scheme of things, 3rd and 1.
1:12 PM: Jones plows forward for the 1st.
1:13 PM: Fox stat: 1st downs Bears 14 49ers 2. Swing to Berrian for little or no gain... 1 yard
1:14 PM: Swing to Jones grabs 6 and it'll be 3rd and short. Rex 16 of 19, 149, 2, 0, he sucks
1:15 PM: Rex throws one as he slipping but it falls incomplete.... 4th and 3, Ghoulllllld out from 36 Mwhahahah. Good
34-0 BEARS
---------------------49ERS DRIVE 3:15 2nd
1:18 PM: Da nanananananananananananaNA danananananananananannanananaNA DananaNAnananNA DaNanananaNA (Cliffs of Dover, Best. Guitar. Instrumental. Ever! Eric Johnson gains about 30 on the best 9er play thusfar. Tillman almost picks Smith on the next play.
1:19 PM: 2nd and 10 and a pass complete to Antonio Bryant. Vasher wraps up and throws him backwards, gain of 1. What does it say about the tenor of this game that I'm really disappointed that the 9ers were able to cross the 50?
1:20 PM: IM from Paul "Summerall is ridiculously bad
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1:22 PM: 3rd and 9, Caught by Battle at the 43, he's short of the first.
1:23 PM: Bears call time. Actually 9ers called time.
1:24 PM: 9ers are going and why not... He found a wide open gore around the 18, and there's a flag, Thayer says Gore was out of bounds, I think Manning's going to get a facemask... But Gore WAS out of bounds, 4th and 6, might as well go again.
1:26 PM: They will, Bears call time before the snap. Really this time, 9ers are out of time outs. so it HAS to be the Bears.
1:27 PM: Ok, here we go. Pass caught, ball knocked out, intercepted by RMJ. Todd Johnson JACKED UP Antonio Bryant.
-------------------BEARS DRIVE 1:12 2nd
1:28 PM: Benson carries, gets 11. Then another 6 or so on 1st. Clock running, Bears content to run it out here it seems.
1:29 PM: Rex swings it out to Jason McKey.... and he picks up.... twenty six? interesting.
1:30 PM: Rex hits Desmond Clark, and the Bears are just pissing on the 9ers
41-0 BEARS. The "This is like Madden" references are coming in hot and heavy.
-----------------------49ERS DRIVE.... AW FUCK IT.
1:33 PM: Alex Smith takes a knee.
-----------------------HALFTIME BEARS 41 - 49ERS 0---------------------------
--------------------49ERS DRIVE 15:00 3rd
1:48 PM: From the 27, Gore, no gain.
1:50 PM: The 9ers got a first down there somehow, and then picked up 11 on a pass to Eric Johnson.
1:51 PM: 9ers into bear territory again. Time to shut this shit down. The former PSU Quarterback Michael Robinson loses a yard. 2nd down
1:52 PM: Arnez Battle gets the catch and makes a bunch of Bears miss, but goes mostly east/west, and it's 3rd down and 6.
1:53 PM: Caught by Bryant down to the 23, gain of 16. It's basically a matter of preserving the shutout at this point.
1:54 PM: Great coverage by Tillman there. 2nd and 10. Smith hits a receiver on the hands, but it's dropped, 3rd down.
1:55 PM: 3rd and 10 Smith overshoots his intended target but it looks like there's going to be a roughing the passer call against the Bears.... Oh wait. 15 yard facemask on the 49ERS, 3rd and 25 and that would turn a 40 yard FG attempt into a 55 yard attempt if the bears can hold them on 3rd.
1:56 PM: Smith hit as he delivers... do the 9ers try a FG here, go for it, or punt, They'll punt. Worell picks up an odd hop at the 10, ill advised but the Bears will start at the 11.
-------------------------BEARS DRIVE 10:42 3rd
1:59 PM: Rex still in, no surprise, give to Jones, that's a surprise. Jones gets the carry on 2nd down too and between the two, gets a 1st.
2:00 PM: Rex goes long for Gilmore and it's almost intercepted. 10 yard penalty on the bears, 1st and 20.
2:01 PM: Jones carries, Gain of 4 2nd and 16, Jones carries, gain of 5, 3rd and 11.
2:02 PM: Great pocket presence by Rex, finds Clark, first down
2:03 PM: Jones carries for 2.
2:04 PM: Jones' 4th catch on the day gets 7. 3rd and short. Time out, 49ers.
2:07 PM: Me, to Goffman: "here comes the swing pass to the fullback or the play action to the TE coming off into the flat on the delay" Swing to Mckey, gain of 4, first down.
2:08 PM: Loss of 1 on 1st, but Rex hits Berrian for 16 on a great RAC, 1st down.
2:09 PM: Jones on the carry, short yardage, 2nd down, Rex goes short to Clark, incomplete, but it's hard to make a catch when you're being anally raped by a linebacker. Pass interference, 1st down.
2:10 PM: Give to Jones and he picks up about 11 yards, first down inside the 10.
2:11 PM: Jones PLOWS down to the 2, 110 yards and a Tuddy on 22 for Jones. Time out bears.
2:12 PM: Around the league, 3 more TDs in the air from Vick, David Carr out in Houston, GB killing Zona. Baltimore destroying "America's Team" in the dome.
2:14 PM: Fumble on the snap, picked up by Rex, He goes for Moose in the back corner, but was basically throwing it away. 3rd and goal.
2:15 PM: Rex goes for Gabe Reid in the back of the endzone, broken up by former Bear Walt Harris. Bears going on 4th... I'm kinda shocked. Give to Jones, he can't get in. That drive took over 9 minutes, unfortunate that it didn't net points, but it was exactly what the Bears wanted.
--------------------------------49ERS Drive 1:28 3rd.
2:18 PM: Gore from the 1/2 yard line gets out to about the 4. Griese warming up. Whatever, put Benson in...
2:19 PM: 2nd and 6, pass goes through the hands of Vasher but there's an offsides on Alex Brown. 2nd and a yard.
2:20 PM: Urlacher with the stuff (stuff=TFL) and it's 3rd and 3
--------------------END OF THE 3RD: BEARS 41 - 49ERS 0------------------
2:22 PM: 3rd and 2 from the 8. Smith tucks and rolls, looks like a designed run, gain of 10ish
2:23 PM: Alex Smith makes a really nice move to avoid the rush and finds Battle for about 15 yards. Alex Smith, all things considered (which is a LOT of things) has had a half way decent game.
2:24 PM: Frank Gore breaks one big time, a 53 yard run, it's 1st and goal from the 9 for the 49ERS.
2:25 PM: Smith under heavy pressure finds Robinson and gets down to the 5. Gore, no gain, 3rd down. Do the 9ers take a cheapy FG if the Bears hold, or do they go again? I think it's two down territory.
2:26 PM: Vasher slaps it away from Battle, flag down. Holding on the Bea- no, on the 49ers, ref pointed the wrong way. Declined, here comes Nedney... perfect from inside 30 in his career. Kick is good. Shutout off the boards but it's their right to do so.... jerks.
41-3 BEARS
------------------------BEARS DRIVE 11:25
2:30 PM: Kick returned to the 31, Griese coming out.
And there's a... TIME OUT
WHERE?
On the field...
...Oh.
2:33 PM: Griese throws a one-hopper to Berrian, 2nd down. Benson in. St Clare and Metcalf in on the OLine. Benson carries and gains 3. 3rd down.
2:34 PM: Griese sacked, Benson whiffed on the block... well maybe the pass blocking deficiencies thing carries some weight after all. Maynard on for the 2nd time today. A BOMB of a kick but a decent return leaves only a 34 yard net.
--------------------------49ERS Drive 9:57 4th
2:37 PM: Smith scrambles, Tank has him low, Tommie crushes him high, 2nd and 8.
2:38 PM: Smith hits Bryant Gilmore on a comeback but Gilmore was out, incomplete pass.
2:39 PM: Smith scrambled and picks up the 1st.
2:40 PM: 1st and 10 Give to Gore big hole and DManning is there to wrap up, but not before gore gets about 20.
2:41 PM: 1st and 10 from the 30, Smith incomplete going long.
2:42 PM: Todd Johnson forces a fumble on a Frank Gore reception on a screen pass, but a 9er lineman falls on it. the run and fumble give the 9ers a 1st at the 16.
2:43 PM: Smith to Bryant for the Touchdown.
41-10 BEARS
------------------BEARS DRIVE 6:41 4th
2:46 PM: This latest "This is our country" Chevy commercial is a total abortion.
2:48 PM: Brian Baldinger of a 50 year old picture of Summerall "as preserved as ever"......make your own joke.... Benson gets about a yard on a 1st down run and about 3 yards on a 2nd down catch.
2:49 PM: A Puh-puh-puh Pete gets the 1st down on his 2nd carry. Benson back in.
2:50 PM: Benson gets a yard. As long as the Bears keep beating the 49ers in the Orange Jerseys, I'm Ok with them. McKey gets a carry and gets... meh
2:51 PM: 3rd and 8. Rasheed David wide open, 21 yards, flag down Offensive PI against Reid, 3rd and 18.
2:52 PM: Screen to Peterson, Bears got 8, needed 18, Maynard on again.
2:53 PM: 52 yard punt, 9 yard return
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------------------49ERS DRIVE 2:00 4th
2:57 PM: Smith pass, short gain, Smith pass, incomplete, SMITH SACKED... GUESS WHO! Mark Anderson forced fumble and the Bears recover!
2:58 PM: The Bears are taking knees and the morons at Solider are booing... what the hell crowd? You're embarrassing Bears fans everywhere. Why get anyone hurt? a 31 point win isn't enough?
-------------------------FINAL SCORE BEARS 41 - 49ERS 10----------------
12:03 PM: Nice to see Fox getting into the holiday spirit, their play by play team in costume today, one dressed up as a skeleton and the other as a retard..... oh wait.
-----------------------BEARS DRIVE 15:00 1st
12:05 PM: We'll go with a little BBM too. Here we go, Davis from the 12, up to the 35, nice return.
12:06 PM: Give to Jones and he's DRAGGING tacklers
12:07 PM: Swing out to Jones, 1st down!
12:08 PM: Give to Jones again, looks like the bears are dedicated to the run, and as I say that, a swing to Berrian for about 7ish and another 1st down.
12:09 PM: Clock has run the whole game up to this point as Rex rolls out and throws it away, the Bears face their first 3rd down. 3rd and 3.
12:09 PM: Incomplete on 3rd down, going for Clark, Robbie Ghoullllllllllllllld MWHAHAHA is good from 43. Commercial break.
3-0 BEARS
-------------------------49ERS DRIVE 11:57 1st
12:12 PM: Bears kick off, ANDITSAFUMBLE! Bears recover, 9ers challenging.
12:14 PM: 49ers decide not to challenge. Fox is in commercial, bears are at the line, BBM has it.
----------------------------- BEARS DRIVE 11:57 1st
12:15 PM: Jones gets the give on 1st and 10 from the 15 and he bounces out to the left making two guys miss, 2nd and 7. Jones gets it again on 2nd and 2 and gets stuffed. 3rd and 2.
12:16 PM: Time out, San Francisco.
12:17 PM: So, first commercial break and the coffee is just starting to kick in. By the way, the song in that Budwiser "Don't Hold Back" commercials: "Galvanize" by Chemical Brothers. Catchy tune.
12:18 PM: Give go Thomas Jones, he looks stopped in the backfield, but he changes direction and he is IN for the touchdown!
10-0 BEARS
12:20 PM: So how about the NFL slate today? Every game either stinks to high heaven matchup wise (this one) or is fantastic. We'll break down the schedule as we go along, but I'm really looking forward to the Indy Denver game, it's win win. If Indy wins it exposes Denver as the frauds I believe them to be, if the, Broncos win, the Colts are no longer undefeated and I get to see a Manning lose, which is ALWAYS a good thing.
--------------------------49ERS DRIVE 10:49 1st
12:22 PM: Bears D takes the field for the first time, Frank Gore gets the carry and picks up 6. New starter Todd Johnson makes the tackle. 2nd and 10 and it looks like Tillman knew the play call, he wraps up Arnez Battle in the backfield for a loss of 4. 3rd down, Smith from the gun, steps up under pressure and flicks one out to the flat, RMJ is there to wrap up, short gain, bring on Hester. 9ers go 3 and out
12:24 PM: Fair Catch, bears ball at the 26.
-----------------------------BEARS DRIVE 8:27 1st
12:26 PM: Bears start their THIRD offensive drive of the game. Rex guns one to Moose up to the 42, a flag for illegal contact on the 9ers is declined. Summerall called him Mus-sin Moo-Ham-Ad.
12:27 PM: T Jones and the bears are GASHING the 9ers D.
12:28 PM: 2nd and 3 and Jones is taken down for a 3 yard loss, it's 3rd and 6.
12:29 PM: Rex hits Berrian on the slant but Berrian can't get away from the Safety and it's 4th and 2, Maynard on. The Punt lands at the 3 and bounds into the endzone. The newest Bear Darren McClover can't save it, and the 9ers will start at the 20.
Wasn't Benson supposed to have the 3rd drive?
-------------------------49ERS DRIVE 6:07 1st
12:30 PM: Frank Gore gets the carry and picks up 18.
12:31 PM: Gore gets 2, 2nd and 8
12:32 PM: OV-ER-RAT-TED Brian Urlacher comes down with a tipped ball and intercepts the pass. Oh he also applied the pressure and tipped the ball. Yep, overrated.
---------------------BEARS DRIVE 4:43 1st
12:33 PM: Rex hits Berrian for a 1st.
12:34 PM: THERE'S Benson, gain on the play of one
12:35 PM: Rex hits Clark for big yardage, down to the 10. I think the bears should put Griese in, this Rex Grosston sucks. Text message from Bill on Summerall: "Good lord he sounds like he's at Death's door."
12:36 PM: Missed what happened on 1st, short gain regardless, rex hits McKey for another few on 2nd, 3rd and goal from the 5. Rex flicks one over the top to Moose, amazing pass, touchdown.
17-0 BEARS (BEAT THAT SPREAD! BEAT THAT SPREAD!)
--------------------------49ERS Drive 1:55 1st.
12:38 PM: Touchback, 9ers start at the 20. Heavy on the right side. Urlacher has Smith wrapped up, but he gets away, AND THE BALL COMES OUT TOMMIE HARRIS UP WITH IT! AND HE'S DOWN TO THE 13!
--------------BEARS DRIVE 1:42 1st
12:40 PM: First down, and Rex hits Clark down to the 2.
12:41 PM: Turn and the give to Benson, leaping, touchdown.
24-0 BEARS STILL FIRST QUARTER, 49ers have run 7 offensive plays Most points in one quarter in bears history.
--------------------------49ERS DRIVE 1:02 1st
12:42 PM: Kick taken at the 2, run up to the 26 where the 9ers start their 3rd drive.
12:43 PM: Give to Gore, gain of 1. Give to Gore again, the pigeons are back on the field, Gets a few but it's 3rd down.
---------------END OF THE FIRST: BEARS 24 - 49ERS 0-----------------
12:47 PM: 3rd and 4 Ogunleye sacks Smith for a loss of 6. If a team could collectivly hold a position, the 49ers would be in the fetal position right now.
12:48 PM: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Devin Hester 42 yards and it sets the bears up at the 24!
--------------------BEARS DRIVE 14:38 2nd
12:49 PM: Jones gets 4 on 1st, 3 on 2nd. Firefox crashed during this posting, and it now has a "restore session" option on crash, I got all of my tabs and windows back exactly as they were! Cool!
12:50 PM: Rex hits Clark for big yards down to the 5. 3 catches 40 yards for Clark.
12:51 PM: Jones near the goaline, but a hold on Gilmore makes it 1st and goal from the 13.
12:52 PM: Give to Jones, bounces down to the 7. 2nd and goal.
12:53 PM: Rex going for Clark, I think the ball hit him straight in the face... incomplete. Oh it was tipped. 3rd down. Rex hits Moose at the 2, he turns and gets to the 1, it's 4th down. Bears are going.
12:54 PM: Rex hits Clark on a play action, nobody in the area, Touchdown, Flag. No Foul, TOUCHDOWN
31-0 BEARS The Bears are avenging week 1 2003, if your memory is foggy, 49-7 49ers in the Bears' most recent trip to the bay. The 7 points in that game, Desmond Clark's first bears TD.The most recent Bears TD.... Desmond Clark Coincidence? I think..... not.
--------------------------49ERS DRIVE 10:33 2nd
1:00 PM: After the touchback, Smith hits Battle for 11 yards, there's a flag in the Bears secondary. hahahaha Offensive Pass Interference. It's coming back.
1:01 PM: 1st and 20 from the 9ers 10, give to gore, and he's stopped, gain of 2.
1:02 PM: Swing pass, about 10 yards, 3rd and 9ish. Alex Smith has NO chance, gets through the line and to Smith who has to dump it off, 3 and out.
1:03 PM: Kick it out of bounds, keep it out of Hester's hands
---------------------------------BEARS DRIVE 8:31 2ND
1:05 PM: Swing to Jones, gain of 5. Wait. Illegal contact on the 9ers. First down.
1:06 PM: Give to Jones, gain of 4. Timeout 9ers, their 2nd. I assure you it won't make a damn bit of difference.
1:08 PM: While we're at the break, the packers are about to make it 21-0 over the cardinals. Leinart is 1 for 9, James has 10 carries for 35 yards. I wonder if The 2 and 4 Green Fucking Bay Packers are who the Cardinals thought they were...
1:09 PM: Rex goes to Moose about 25 yards. Summerall said that this is the sharpest he's seen Rex look in a long time. Think about that.
1:10 PM: Jones on the carry, 1 yard.
1:11 PM: Rex hits Moose who plucked it just above the grass, replay shows it was indeed a catch but really... if it had been picked and returned for 7, it wouldn't matter much in the grand scheme of things, 3rd and 1.
1:12 PM: Jones plows forward for the 1st.
1:13 PM: Fox stat: 1st downs Bears 14 49ers 2. Swing to Berrian for little or no gain... 1 yard
1:14 PM: Swing to Jones grabs 6 and it'll be 3rd and short. Rex 16 of 19, 149, 2, 0, he sucks
1:15 PM: Rex throws one as he slipping but it falls incomplete.... 4th and 3, Ghoulllllld out from 36 Mwhahahah. Good
34-0 BEARS
---------------------49ERS DRIVE 3:15 2nd
1:18 PM: Da nanananananananananananaNA danananananananananannanananaNA DananaNAnananNA DaNanananaNA (Cliffs of Dover, Best. Guitar. Instrumental. Ever! Eric Johnson gains about 30 on the best 9er play thusfar. Tillman almost picks Smith on the next play.
1:19 PM: 2nd and 10 and a pass complete to Antonio Bryant. Vasher wraps up and throws him backwards, gain of 1. What does it say about the tenor of this game that I'm really disappointed that the 9ers were able to cross the 50?
1:20 PM: IM from Paul "Summerall is ridiculously bad
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1:22 PM: 3rd and 9, Caught by Battle at the 43, he's short of the first.
1:23 PM: Bears call time. Actually 9ers called time.
1:24 PM: 9ers are going and why not... He found a wide open gore around the 18, and there's a flag, Thayer says Gore was out of bounds, I think Manning's going to get a facemask... But Gore WAS out of bounds, 4th and 6, might as well go again.
1:26 PM: They will, Bears call time before the snap. Really this time, 9ers are out of time outs. so it HAS to be the Bears.
1:27 PM: Ok, here we go. Pass caught, ball knocked out, intercepted by RMJ. Todd Johnson JACKED UP Antonio Bryant.
-------------------BEARS DRIVE 1:12 2nd
1:28 PM: Benson carries, gets 11. Then another 6 or so on 1st. Clock running, Bears content to run it out here it seems.
1:29 PM: Rex swings it out to Jason McKey.... and he picks up.... twenty six? interesting.
1:30 PM: Rex hits Desmond Clark, and the Bears are just pissing on the 9ers
41-0 BEARS. The "This is like Madden" references are coming in hot and heavy.
-----------------------49ERS DRIVE.... AW FUCK IT.
1:33 PM: Alex Smith takes a knee.
-----------------------HALFTIME BEARS 41 - 49ERS 0---------------------------
--------------------49ERS DRIVE 15:00 3rd
1:48 PM: From the 27, Gore, no gain.
1:50 PM: The 9ers got a first down there somehow, and then picked up 11 on a pass to Eric Johnson.
1:51 PM: 9ers into bear territory again. Time to shut this shit down. The former PSU Quarterback Michael Robinson loses a yard. 2nd down
1:52 PM: Arnez Battle gets the catch and makes a bunch of Bears miss, but goes mostly east/west, and it's 3rd down and 6.
1:53 PM: Caught by Bryant down to the 23, gain of 16. It's basically a matter of preserving the shutout at this point.
1:54 PM: Great coverage by Tillman there. 2nd and 10. Smith hits a receiver on the hands, but it's dropped, 3rd down.
1:55 PM: 3rd and 10 Smith overshoots his intended target but it looks like there's going to be a roughing the passer call against the Bears.... Oh wait. 15 yard facemask on the 49ERS, 3rd and 25 and that would turn a 40 yard FG attempt into a 55 yard attempt if the bears can hold them on 3rd.
1:56 PM: Smith hit as he delivers... do the 9ers try a FG here, go for it, or punt, They'll punt. Worell picks up an odd hop at the 10, ill advised but the Bears will start at the 11.
-------------------------BEARS DRIVE 10:42 3rd
1:59 PM: Rex still in, no surprise, give to Jones, that's a surprise. Jones gets the carry on 2nd down too and between the two, gets a 1st.
2:00 PM: Rex goes long for Gilmore and it's almost intercepted. 10 yard penalty on the bears, 1st and 20.
2:01 PM: Jones carries, Gain of 4 2nd and 16, Jones carries, gain of 5, 3rd and 11.
2:02 PM: Great pocket presence by Rex, finds Clark, first down
2:03 PM: Jones carries for 2.
2:04 PM: Jones' 4th catch on the day gets 7. 3rd and short. Time out, 49ers.
2:07 PM: Me, to Goffman: "here comes the swing pass to the fullback or the play action to the TE coming off into the flat on the delay" Swing to Mckey, gain of 4, first down.
2:08 PM: Loss of 1 on 1st, but Rex hits Berrian for 16 on a great RAC, 1st down.
2:09 PM: Jones on the carry, short yardage, 2nd down, Rex goes short to Clark, incomplete, but it's hard to make a catch when you're being anally raped by a linebacker. Pass interference, 1st down.
2:10 PM: Give to Jones and he picks up about 11 yards, first down inside the 10.
2:11 PM: Jones PLOWS down to the 2, 110 yards and a Tuddy on 22 for Jones. Time out bears.
2:12 PM: Around the league, 3 more TDs in the air from Vick, David Carr out in Houston, GB killing Zona. Baltimore destroying "America's Team" in the dome.
2:14 PM: Fumble on the snap, picked up by Rex, He goes for Moose in the back corner, but was basically throwing it away. 3rd and goal.
2:15 PM: Rex goes for Gabe Reid in the back of the endzone, broken up by former Bear Walt Harris. Bears going on 4th... I'm kinda shocked. Give to Jones, he can't get in. That drive took over 9 minutes, unfortunate that it didn't net points, but it was exactly what the Bears wanted.
--------------------------------49ERS Drive 1:28 3rd.
2:18 PM: Gore from the 1/2 yard line gets out to about the 4. Griese warming up. Whatever, put Benson in...
2:19 PM: 2nd and 6, pass goes through the hands of Vasher but there's an offsides on Alex Brown. 2nd and a yard.
2:20 PM: Urlacher with the stuff (stuff=TFL) and it's 3rd and 3
--------------------END OF THE 3RD: BEARS 41 - 49ERS 0------------------
2:22 PM: 3rd and 2 from the 8. Smith tucks and rolls, looks like a designed run, gain of 10ish
2:23 PM: Alex Smith makes a really nice move to avoid the rush and finds Battle for about 15 yards. Alex Smith, all things considered (which is a LOT of things) has had a half way decent game.
2:24 PM: Frank Gore breaks one big time, a 53 yard run, it's 1st and goal from the 9 for the 49ERS.
2:25 PM: Smith under heavy pressure finds Robinson and gets down to the 5. Gore, no gain, 3rd down. Do the 9ers take a cheapy FG if the Bears hold, or do they go again? I think it's two down territory.
2:26 PM: Vasher slaps it away from Battle, flag down. Holding on the Bea- no, on the 49ers, ref pointed the wrong way. Declined, here comes Nedney... perfect from inside 30 in his career. Kick is good. Shutout off the boards but it's their right to do so.... jerks.
41-3 BEARS
------------------------BEARS DRIVE 11:25
2:30 PM: Kick returned to the 31, Griese coming out.
And there's a... TIME OUT
WHERE?
On the field...
...Oh.
2:33 PM: Griese throws a one-hopper to Berrian, 2nd down. Benson in. St Clare and Metcalf in on the OLine. Benson carries and gains 3. 3rd down.
2:34 PM: Griese sacked, Benson whiffed on the block... well maybe the pass blocking deficiencies thing carries some weight after all. Maynard on for the 2nd time today. A BOMB of a kick but a decent return leaves only a 34 yard net.
--------------------------49ERS Drive 9:57 4th
2:37 PM: Smith scrambles, Tank has him low, Tommie crushes him high, 2nd and 8.
2:38 PM: Smith hits Bryant Gilmore on a comeback but Gilmore was out, incomplete pass.
2:39 PM: Smith scrambled and picks up the 1st.
2:40 PM: 1st and 10 Give to Gore big hole and DManning is there to wrap up, but not before gore gets about 20.
2:41 PM: 1st and 10 from the 30, Smith incomplete going long.
2:42 PM: Todd Johnson forces a fumble on a Frank Gore reception on a screen pass, but a 9er lineman falls on it. the run and fumble give the 9ers a 1st at the 16.
2:43 PM: Smith to Bryant for the Touchdown.
41-10 BEARS
------------------BEARS DRIVE 6:41 4th
2:46 PM: This latest "This is our country" Chevy commercial is a total abortion.
2:48 PM: Brian Baldinger of a 50 year old picture of Summerall "as preserved as ever"......make your own joke.... Benson gets about a yard on a 1st down run and about 3 yards on a 2nd down catch.
2:49 PM: A Puh-puh-puh Pete gets the 1st down on his 2nd carry. Benson back in.
2:50 PM: Benson gets a yard. As long as the Bears keep beating the 49ers in the Orange Jerseys, I'm Ok with them. McKey gets a carry and gets... meh
2:51 PM: 3rd and 8. Rasheed David wide open, 21 yards, flag down Offensive PI against Reid, 3rd and 18.
2:52 PM: Screen to Peterson, Bears got 8, needed 18, Maynard on again.
2:53 PM: 52 yard punt, 9 yard return
---------------------TWO MINUTE WARNING---------------------
------------------49ERS DRIVE 2:00 4th
2:57 PM: Smith pass, short gain, Smith pass, incomplete, SMITH SACKED... GUESS WHO! Mark Anderson forced fumble and the Bears recover!
2:58 PM: The Bears are taking knees and the morons at Solider are booing... what the hell crowd? You're embarrassing Bears fans everywhere. Why get anyone hurt? a 31 point win isn't enough?
-------------------------FINAL SCORE BEARS 41 - 49ERS 10----------------
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